Remember this movie? Well it is me in real life. :)
Thats right kids. I am giving up sex for lent. Woo. Nobody thinks I can do it. Which really hurts me but makes sense. I am a nympho.
I did get a late start. I had sex with Nigel Thursday night and Friday morning and lent started Wednesday. Oops. So I added 2 days and instead of it ending April 11 it will end April 13. :) It is going to be pretty crazy.
I am terrified I will only be sex and nothing more. I let Valet, Nigel, Oh Shit, Big, Mr. J and Heman that I gave up sex for lent.
Valet: Nice. (sarcastic, I am sure.)
Nigel: Another reason I hate religions.
Oh Shit: Hit me up in 40 days. Haha. Just Kidding. (But he didn't respond when I asked what he was up to later that Friday night.)
Big: Ya right. You're the horniest bitch I know.
Mr. J: Seriously? Not me.
Heman: Interesting.
My idea was true. These men just want sex, and I am ok with giving it to Mr. J and Nigel b/c that is where we started but the other ones can go fuck themselves and see how fun it is. :)
Also, Mr. J and I are no longer having sex. He decided that he needed to stop using me as a crutch but didn't tell me this so I kept trying to have sex and finally he tells me this. And I say that is very true and I wish you would have just said that a month ago instead of being an asshole about sex. He says "Sorry, I didn't think it was that important." WTF dude.
It is SO true though, Mr. J and I use each other for sex and the comfort of a bf/gf without actually having a bf/gf. I met Heman and Valet and still hung out with Mr. J b/c I knew what would happen. It was safe. Now we are taking chances.
For example, tonight he is going to Gambling Town with a bunch of our mutual friends and I am NOT going. For the first time in almost a year I am NOT going with Mr. J to Gambling Town. We go about once a month and I am not going. I am super proud and super sad. I know I am going to miss out on lots but I am going to hang out with the Cleavage Crew instead. :)
But thats it. No sex for 40 days. Should be entertaining. I wonder if it will make me feel more lonely or more whole? Hmm...
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
February 28, 2009
February 25, 2009
Buy from me damnit!!! NOW!!!!
I started on the phones today at work and I didn't get a sale. Damnnit!!
I know I am being super hard on myself. I do it a lot in case you haven't noticed. LOL. But I get some competitive and I really wanted one. Oh well there is tomorrow. :)
Oh Shit (Satan's Ex) came over last night. Nothing much happened here last night for Mardi Gras no boobs, no beads, it was kinda boring. Ugh.
Anyhoo we met at a bar and he was all "why havent you text me?" and I smiled and say "same to you bucko." It is true right. We dance and hang out and have fun with his guy friends.
He says come over after and lets drink some more. Sure I say. Closing time and he is me, Foxxy and Oh Shit in the car. "I am like where are your friends hunny?" He asks Foxxy which one of his friends did she like and he will call her. We look at each other and are like we aren't those kinds of girls. We don't do the your friend hooks up with my friend because we are hooking up bullshit. Cleavage Crew can handle her own, we understand we all have needs and as long as we aren't left at a random house or left listening by ourself in the living room. We made a pact and we are pretty good about obeying it.
This is where Oh Shit pissed me off. He threw a fit and got out of my car (we were still in the parking lot) and so I am like whateva and start driving home. I was gonna txt him something sweet and snarky and he calls. Says he wants to come over he just didnt want to leave his car. WTF. I told him to just use his words and not be a baby and throw temper tanturms. LOL.
He came over and no sex. :) Go me!! He is adorable and I kinda like him.
Who knows what the future holds.
And I am going to FIJI for my bday in december!! :) It is my destiny. LOL.
I was trying to post a pic but it is not working. Boo.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
I know I am being super hard on myself. I do it a lot in case you haven't noticed. LOL. But I get some competitive and I really wanted one. Oh well there is tomorrow. :)
Oh Shit (Satan's Ex) came over last night. Nothing much happened here last night for Mardi Gras no boobs, no beads, it was kinda boring. Ugh.
Anyhoo we met at a bar and he was all "why havent you text me?" and I smiled and say "same to you bucko." It is true right. We dance and hang out and have fun with his guy friends.
He says come over after and lets drink some more. Sure I say. Closing time and he is me, Foxxy and Oh Shit in the car. "I am like where are your friends hunny?" He asks Foxxy which one of his friends did she like and he will call her. We look at each other and are like we aren't those kinds of girls. We don't do the your friend hooks up with my friend because we are hooking up bullshit. Cleavage Crew can handle her own, we understand we all have needs and as long as we aren't left at a random house or left listening by ourself in the living room. We made a pact and we are pretty good about obeying it.
This is where Oh Shit pissed me off. He threw a fit and got out of my car (we were still in the parking lot) and so I am like whateva and start driving home. I was gonna txt him something sweet and snarky and he calls. Says he wants to come over he just didnt want to leave his car. WTF. I told him to just use his words and not be a baby and throw temper tanturms. LOL.
He came over and no sex. :) Go me!! He is adorable and I kinda like him.
Who knows what the future holds.
And I am going to FIJI for my bday in december!! :) It is my destiny. LOL.
I was trying to post a pic but it is not working. Boo.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
February 22, 2009
Blah
I am procrastinating to finish my article on domestic violence, inspired by Rihanna and Chris Brown.
I haven't quite decided who I feel about this, part of me is outraged and part of me is not. Hmm...anyway my girls and I have decided to start saying "You chris browned me you bitch" when we hit each other or say mean things. LOL.
Ok..I guess I should get to work on my article so I can go to Mr. J's and met his daddy and watch a movie.
PS. I wanna see the Hannah Montana movie. Haha. Cheesy right? But I love the show and I am really excited to see it. I think it looks cute, I'll take my sister or something.
Check it out.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
I haven't quite decided who I feel about this, part of me is outraged and part of me is not. Hmm...anyway my girls and I have decided to start saying "You chris browned me you bitch" when we hit each other or say mean things. LOL.
Ok..I guess I should get to work on my article so I can go to Mr. J's and met his daddy and watch a movie.
PS. I wanna see the Hannah Montana movie. Haha. Cheesy right? But I love the show and I am really excited to see it. I think it looks cute, I'll take my sister or something.
Check it out.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
February 21, 2009
Oh Shit SON!!!
Yo yo bitches. :) lol.
Hey kiddies. Sorry I have been neglectful, I have been SO fucking busy with work, school and being my awesome self.
The duncan dounts coffee commercial is one and we don't have any here in my lovely location. Anyway I want some, it apparently makes you climb the roof and shout "I love duncan dounts coffee!" "This is my 6th cup". Really? WOW. I wonder if 12 cups makes you fly. I am going to order some online or something.
Starting Monday I will be training with Married Ken (my sexy sexy ass boss!!)
Yummy!!
Anyway...training for being a sales rep. :) I am SO excited. As my profile states I work in Tourism. Which you would think would be a double move but it is a great move. It will double my income. So thats $60,000 min yrly. salary. Bonus. :)
Needless to stay I am stoked. I think I am going to do awesome.
Nigel and I had the best sex Thursday night and Friday morning. I called into to work Friday b/c I wanted to spend more time in the snowy woods with him. Whenever I sit in his hottub admist the tallest evergreen (mybe) and listen to snow fall or birds I feel relaxed. I love it.
I am watching Private Practice and I want a relationship like Cooper and Charolette. I am Charolette, I am that cold hearted bitch who only wants sex and then I fall for this guy and cheat on him to make him go away and actually feel bad about it. Have real true remorse. That is what I want someday. Crazy how fucked up my emotional/dating/girly/crazy/weird thoughts are.
My roommate and I are doing great. My apartment is looking amazing. I love it. Her and her bf are super cute. Like from a movie, he cooked for her tonight. I almost cried. I have never had a guy cook for me.
Which reminds me expect a 25 random things I want to do before 2009 is over and I believe it is 12 or something.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
Hey kiddies. Sorry I have been neglectful, I have been SO fucking busy with work, school and being my awesome self.
The duncan dounts coffee commercial is one and we don't have any here in my lovely location. Anyway I want some, it apparently makes you climb the roof and shout "I love duncan dounts coffee!" "This is my 6th cup". Really? WOW. I wonder if 12 cups makes you fly. I am going to order some online or something.
Starting Monday I will be training with Married Ken (my sexy sexy ass boss!!)
Yummy!!
Anyway...training for being a sales rep. :) I am SO excited. As my profile states I work in Tourism. Which you would think would be a double move but it is a great move. It will double my income. So thats $60,000 min yrly. salary. Bonus. :)
Needless to stay I am stoked. I think I am going to do awesome.
Nigel and I had the best sex Thursday night and Friday morning. I called into to work Friday b/c I wanted to spend more time in the snowy woods with him. Whenever I sit in his hottub admist the tallest evergreen (mybe) and listen to snow fall or birds I feel relaxed. I love it.
I am watching Private Practice and I want a relationship like Cooper and Charolette. I am Charolette, I am that cold hearted bitch who only wants sex and then I fall for this guy and cheat on him to make him go away and actually feel bad about it. Have real true remorse. That is what I want someday. Crazy how fucked up my emotional/dating/girly/crazy/weird thoughts are.
My roommate and I are doing great. My apartment is looking amazing. I love it. Her and her bf are super cute. Like from a movie, he cooked for her tonight. I almost cried. I have never had a guy cook for me.
Which reminds me expect a 25 random things I want to do before 2009 is over and I believe it is 12 or something.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
February 16, 2009
For the shallow...
*Warning*
This post might piss a few people off so if you don't consider yourself shallow or whateva please don't read. :) I promise these won't happen often.
I am about 5'5ish and 115lbs. so that makes me pretty small and I have lost about 10lbs over the last 3 months due to my DUI and waitressing 20hrs a week. :)
And it annoys me to pieces knowing that people are taking about my weight really bothers me. I have been asked if I am using drugs again but the girls, if I am eating by my parents and more. I have explained over and over that it is stress and my body losses weight like crazy under stress.
I HATE that I have lost weight, well kinda. It has given me my 6 pack back and my legs look nice but I am worried about my health.
Anyway, I can't really talk about my weight b/c people who are "bigger" than me get offended. Like I have no right to be complaining about my weight loss or how nice it is to be able to eat whateva the fuck I want and still be thin. I didn't ask for this and I work with what I have. I love my body don't get my wrong but it is just as frustrating to not gain weight as it is to not lose weight.
Ok..off my soap box. :)
Anyhoo. I am all moved into my new place now I just need to unpack. I love unpacking. Weird I know. But I LOVE it.
Well off to finish my article and unpacking.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
This post might piss a few people off so if you don't consider yourself shallow or whateva please don't read. :) I promise these won't happen often.
I am about 5'5ish and 115lbs. so that makes me pretty small and I have lost about 10lbs over the last 3 months due to my DUI and waitressing 20hrs a week. :)
And it annoys me to pieces knowing that people are taking about my weight really bothers me. I have been asked if I am using drugs again but the girls, if I am eating by my parents and more. I have explained over and over that it is stress and my body losses weight like crazy under stress.
I HATE that I have lost weight, well kinda. It has given me my 6 pack back and my legs look nice but I am worried about my health.
Anyway, I can't really talk about my weight b/c people who are "bigger" than me get offended. Like I have no right to be complaining about my weight loss or how nice it is to be able to eat whateva the fuck I want and still be thin. I didn't ask for this and I work with what I have. I love my body don't get my wrong but it is just as frustrating to not gain weight as it is to not lose weight.
Ok..off my soap box. :)
Anyhoo. I am all moved into my new place now I just need to unpack. I love unpacking. Weird I know. But I LOVE it.
Well off to finish my article and unpacking.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
February 15, 2009
F/U - Blogging Questions
I need some more help kids. :)
I thought of a few more questions. If you could answer them that would be fab.
1. What do you blog about mostly?
2. What would you like to be quoted as? "Blog title" or "Name" (real of faux)
3. Are you a college student? Post grad? Working professional? etc.
I think that is it. :) I started writing and realized I needed more info. Plus I procrastinate like no other. LOL.
Moving went great. I am just finishing up today. Putting my room together, buying more things. :) I always try and find an excuse to buy something new. LOL.
Thanks again for all the help.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
I thought of a few more questions. If you could answer them that would be fab.
1. What do you blog about mostly?
2. What would you like to be quoted as? "Blog title" or "Name" (real of faux)
3. Are you a college student? Post grad? Working professional? etc.
I think that is it. :) I started writing and realized I needed more info. Plus I procrastinate like no other. LOL.
Moving went great. I am just finishing up today. Putting my room together, buying more things. :) I always try and find an excuse to buy something new. LOL.
Thanks again for all the help.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
February 13, 2009
I HAVE to say it....
I sometimes really HATE Sex and the City.
Let me explain...I just watched the eposide where she brings the girls back to meet the Russian and he is working. He says sorry and is working and the girls are all embrassased for her and just like ok we will leave.
I think that is stupid. This is how me and my friends would react.
Hmm...well he is working lets drink his liquor get drunk and have a girls night rockin in a random apartment in NYC. I dunno maybe we are still in our twenties and so that is ok. But I like to think that even in our thirites we will be like that.
Anyway...
I moved today. Well one whole load! :) hehe. I am moving bright and early tomorrow, my bros are coming over at 11 to help me. Ooo how they love me forcing them to help me more AGAIN and on Valentines Day nonetheless. Let's just say I had to seriously bribe them. LOL.
Off to beer pong at Mr. J's and then meeting the CC's at a kegger!! Woo!!
Oh and thanks to all who replied to my last post. You are all very helpful and I'll post my final article here on Sunday.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
Let me explain...I just watched the eposide where she brings the girls back to meet the Russian and he is working. He says sorry and is working and the girls are all embrassased for her and just like ok we will leave.
I think that is stupid. This is how me and my friends would react.
Hmm...well he is working lets drink his liquor get drunk and have a girls night rockin in a random apartment in NYC. I dunno maybe we are still in our twenties and so that is ok. But I like to think that even in our thirites we will be like that.
Anyway...
I moved today. Well one whole load! :) hehe. I am moving bright and early tomorrow, my bros are coming over at 11 to help me. Ooo how they love me forcing them to help me more AGAIN and on Valentines Day nonetheless. Let's just say I had to seriously bribe them. LOL.
Off to beer pong at Mr. J's and then meeting the CC's at a kegger!! Woo!!
Oh and thanks to all who replied to my last post. You are all very helpful and I'll post my final article here on Sunday.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
February 10, 2009
Calling all blogger friends!!
Kiddies,
I need your help. :) This week's article is about blogging and the addiction behind it.
So I have a few questions and I hope you will help me with this. :)
1. Why do you blog?
2. Are you addicted?
3. How many blogs do you follow?
4. Are you an anonymous blogger?
Why or Why not?
5. Do your friends know you blog?
Anonymous or otherwise.
6. How long have you been blogging?
7. What is the best part of blogging?
The good thing about this, it will increase your readership. Unless you don't want your name used please just let me know. :)
Leave comments or shot me an email. It would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks kids!! :)
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
I need your help. :) This week's article is about blogging and the addiction behind it.
So I have a few questions and I hope you will help me with this. :)
1. Why do you blog?
2. Are you addicted?
3. How many blogs do you follow?
4. Are you an anonymous blogger?
Why or Why not?
5. Do your friends know you blog?
Anonymous or otherwise.
6. How long have you been blogging?
7. What is the best part of blogging?
The good thing about this, it will increase your readership. Unless you don't want your name used please just let me know. :)
Leave comments or shot me an email. It would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks kids!! :)
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
Woo!! Good News!!
Good news!!
Me and the roomie are signing our lease today!! I am super excited!! :)
I can pay off my attorney by the end of the month!! Woo. That is super exciting. I still don't have a court date yet but that gives me plenty of time to save. :)
Things are looking good. :) I just hope they stay this way. Woo.
I can't wait to start saving all this money. It is gonna be great. Woo.
And I think I am going to treat myself to something special for Valentine's Day.
Like a new purse, new boots, new jeans and some sexy panties. :)
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
Me and the roomie are signing our lease today!! I am super excited!! :)
I can pay off my attorney by the end of the month!! Woo. That is super exciting. I still don't have a court date yet but that gives me plenty of time to save. :)
Things are looking good. :) I just hope they stay this way. Woo.
I can't wait to start saving all this money. It is gonna be great. Woo.
And I think I am going to treat myself to something special for Valentine's Day.
Like a new purse, new boots, new jeans and some sexy panties. :)
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
February 9, 2009
Sunday Night Movie
Last night we saw Coraline.
It was super cute. It was like a modern 3-d Alice in Wonderland.
It was great show and really refreshing to see a cute family movie after all the guy action flicks we have been seeing. Also, Wednesday we will be seeing Push instead of the normal movie at Mr. J's. Should be a good time.
In other news...
I found a roommate! :) WOO!! She came over yesterday we talked and she is 19, works FT goes to school. We work different schedules so it works out perfect. I am very excited.
And I heard from Valet today. :) So we will see what happens with that. Hmm...
I am home sick again with a headache. I made a doctors appt. for next week. Hopefully they are just stress, tension, exhaustion headaches.
Off to finish homework. Which is difficult when your head is throbbing.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
It was super cute. It was like a modern 3-d Alice in Wonderland.
It was great show and really refreshing to see a cute family movie after all the guy action flicks we have been seeing. Also, Wednesday we will be seeing Push instead of the normal movie at Mr. J's. Should be a good time.
In other news...
I found a roommate! :) WOO!! She came over yesterday we talked and she is 19, works FT goes to school. We work different schedules so it works out perfect. I am very excited.
And I heard from Valet today. :) So we will see what happens with that. Hmm...
I am home sick again with a headache. I made a doctors appt. for next week. Hopefully they are just stress, tension, exhaustion headaches.
Off to finish homework. Which is difficult when your head is throbbing.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
February 8, 2009
Scandal Time!!
That's right kids. You have been waiting anixously for a scandal and here it is.
Last night at the bar after 3 scooby snacks, 2 vodka shots, 4 copper camels and an AMF (surprised I am not dead? Me too.) I saw him...Satan's ex.
We say hug, say hi and chat for a mintue. I go back upstairs and dance and soon I see him again, so we start dancing. Well grinding and just having a good time. A jager shot and it is time to go.
Somehow, we come to the conclusion that he should come over for pizza and spooning. (As you recall we pregamed at my place and we were cabbin it back to my place.)
A long ass cab ride later and we make it my place. Pizza and Forgetting Sarah Marshall and it is a good way to mellow down a night.
Here is where it gets good....
He is packing somethng special. :) We didn't have sex but some fellactio was performed and some hand action for myself. :) It was great. The hottest non-sex sex ever!! :)
Here is where I feel bad...it's Satan's ex. Satan and I have known eachother for about 4 years but we aren't super close. When she got married Oct 2007 she asked me to be a bridesmaid and when I told her I couldn't afford the dress for another month or so she stopped talking to me, didn't invite me to the ceremony and was semi-forced to invite me to the reception. When she divorced June 08 and needed a party pal I was there. But she wasn't there for me when I broke up with The Ex.
So clearly I don't consider her a real friend.
I had a great time with him. :)
I don't plan on telling her either b/c I am pretty sure it was a one time thing.
Thats my scandal.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
Last night at the bar after 3 scooby snacks, 2 vodka shots, 4 copper camels and an AMF (surprised I am not dead? Me too.) I saw him...Satan's ex.
We say hug, say hi and chat for a mintue. I go back upstairs and dance and soon I see him again, so we start dancing. Well grinding and just having a good time. A jager shot and it is time to go.
Somehow, we come to the conclusion that he should come over for pizza and spooning. (As you recall we pregamed at my place and we were cabbin it back to my place.)
A long ass cab ride later and we make it my place. Pizza and Forgetting Sarah Marshall and it is a good way to mellow down a night.
Here is where it gets good....
He is packing somethng special. :) We didn't have sex but some fellactio was performed and some hand action for myself. :) It was great. The hottest non-sex sex ever!! :)
Here is where I feel bad...it's Satan's ex. Satan and I have known eachother for about 4 years but we aren't super close. When she got married Oct 2007 she asked me to be a bridesmaid and when I told her I couldn't afford the dress for another month or so she stopped talking to me, didn't invite me to the ceremony and was semi-forced to invite me to the reception. When she divorced June 08 and needed a party pal I was there. But she wasn't there for me when I broke up with The Ex.
So clearly I don't consider her a real friend.
I had a great time with him. :)
I don't plan on telling her either b/c I am pretty sure it was a one time thing.
Thats my scandal.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
February 7, 2009
....I dunno....
I am here at my house waiting for my girls to come over so we can pregame before going out for a girls night.
(I am the darker one. :) )
Anyhoo...I noticed many of my blogger friends have these super neat avator things. I didn't really like the one I created so I used the South Park version. Represents me a little more. LOL. :) I am sorta sad to admit that I watch South Park but yes I do. Good for you!! :) (I hope someone gets that).
Oh I hear heels and laughter. The ladies are here. The night begins.
Woo!!
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
(I am the darker one. :) )
Anyhoo...I noticed many of my blogger friends have these super neat avator things. I didn't really like the one I created so I used the South Park version. Represents me a little more. LOL. :) I am sorta sad to admit that I watch South Park but yes I do. Good for you!! :) (I hope someone gets that).
Oh I hear heels and laughter. The ladies are here. The night begins.
Woo!!
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
I'm Pathetic....
It's true.
I haven't had sex in 15 days which is a REALLY long time.
I went to Mr. J's hoping I would finally get sex. And no he had a girl over damn it. So I hang out for a bit and make an excuse I am going to get sex and leave.
Did I get sex? No. I lied b/c I don't want to see Mr. J with another girl. Not that I actually want him for myself, but b/c I don't want him with anyone else. I know crazy.
Once I am home I drink more and realize I have been single for 6 months and I want what The Ex gave me. He made me feel important too him, wanted, needed, in more than a sex way. I don't get that from anyone else I am currently fooling around with.
I don't know how to cut Mr. J and Big out of my live. Mr. J is my best friend and Big is someone I will admittedly say I really really care/like about.
Man. Ugh. I am pathetic.
I think I am just finally at that point when I want more than sex and want someone to want me for more than sex. Man I sound like a slut. Hmm..
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
I haven't had sex in 15 days which is a REALLY long time.
I went to Mr. J's hoping I would finally get sex. And no he had a girl over damn it. So I hang out for a bit and make an excuse I am going to get sex and leave.
Did I get sex? No. I lied b/c I don't want to see Mr. J with another girl. Not that I actually want him for myself, but b/c I don't want him with anyone else. I know crazy.
Once I am home I drink more and realize I have been single for 6 months and I want what The Ex gave me. He made me feel important too him, wanted, needed, in more than a sex way. I don't get that from anyone else I am currently fooling around with.
I don't know how to cut Mr. J and Big out of my live. Mr. J is my best friend and Big is someone I will admittedly say I really really care/like about.
Man. Ugh. I am pathetic.
I think I am just finally at that point when I want more than sex and want someone to want me for more than sex. Man I sound like a slut. Hmm..
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
February 5, 2009
NO!! NO!!! NO!! Please God NO!!! NO!!
Shit. My tooth hurts. Which means I need to make a dentist appt asap. Shit.
I hate the dentist. Cold chair, an old man with huge glasses, a weird smell, and my gums don't like to numb.
I am really bad at making appts for any type of doctor; eye, gyno, dentist, regular doctor. They suck and I hate paying $20 just to be told it's just a cold and I need plenty of fluids. Ugh.
I even put a reminder on my phone so I won't forget. LOL. Oh I forgot the best part. My dentist name is Dr. Pickett!! LOL.
I am home sick today because I have another stress headache, my 3rd one this week. Have I called a doctor, no. I just drug myself on lortabs. :)
Anyway, I still haven't heard from Valet. Hmm...am I kinda in crazy girl mode right now so I am very aware I am being crazy. Just let it be. Deal with it. I promise it will pass.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
I hate the dentist. Cold chair, an old man with huge glasses, a weird smell, and my gums don't like to numb.
I am really bad at making appts for any type of doctor; eye, gyno, dentist, regular doctor. They suck and I hate paying $20 just to be told it's just a cold and I need plenty of fluids. Ugh.
I even put a reminder on my phone so I won't forget. LOL. Oh I forgot the best part. My dentist name is Dr. Pickett!! LOL.
I am home sick today because I have another stress headache, my 3rd one this week. Have I called a doctor, no. I just drug myself on lortabs. :)
Anyway, I still haven't heard from Valet. Hmm...am I kinda in crazy girl mode right now so I am very aware I am being crazy. Just let it be. Deal with it. I promise it will pass.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
February 3, 2009
Sneaky Bitches
Random title I know. Let me explain. I am watching the new 90210 and this girl is pretending to be worse than she really is so the popular guy will give her attention. Are girl sneaky or what?
Damn sneaky bitches! We all know we have been there a time or two.
Today I spoke with an advisor at University to see what I needed to do to be sure everything transfers over from Community College and I am good to go in Spring 2010. Forever away I know. But I won't have my A.S. until the end of summer semester which conflict with deadlines.
It is a blessing in disguise though. My ultimate college dream is to only work PT and really drown myself in the college experience. And not worry so much about work and balancing school. It is always stressful and I feel like I am missing out on something.
That is my fear, why I kill myself weekly, making sure I get school done, work done and still see my friends. I feel like I will miss out on my college years.
I will be taking off fall semester I plan on continuing working both jobs and saving money so I can attend school FT for the next 2 years. I talked with my mom about it and she thinks it is a great idea and that we shoud move back in together this summer.
My little sister is prego with my niece who is due in May, my mom's lease is up in July and mine is up in June. So universially it lines up perfectly. :) It just might be slighly embrassasing to say that I live with my mom. LOL. I'll just say we are roommates. Loophole.
This is a boring post. Let me think of something interesting.
I haven't had sex in 11 fuckin days. I am dying kiddies. Hopefully Mr. J will put out tomorrow or I am having to go see Nigel tomorrow night in all his 80s sexiness!! :)
Hmm...what else. I have been single for 6 months this is the LONGEST I have been single since I was 18. Weird.
This is my first Vday alone. Well I have Mr. J and Buddie for my valentines. Guess what my gift for them is....Vodka with red food coloring. LOL.
As self centered as I am I am quite shocked at how many followers I have. I didn't think I would ever get more than my mom. And I always get a big grin on my face when I see that number go up. So welcome Patronus to my not so humble abode!
Alright, I am off to bed. I didn't do any homework. Blah. I didn't have much just proofread my article but still.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
Damn sneaky bitches! We all know we have been there a time or two.
Today I spoke with an advisor at University to see what I needed to do to be sure everything transfers over from Community College and I am good to go in Spring 2010. Forever away I know. But I won't have my A.S. until the end of summer semester which conflict with deadlines.
It is a blessing in disguise though. My ultimate college dream is to only work PT and really drown myself in the college experience. And not worry so much about work and balancing school. It is always stressful and I feel like I am missing out on something.
That is my fear, why I kill myself weekly, making sure I get school done, work done and still see my friends. I feel like I will miss out on my college years.
I will be taking off fall semester I plan on continuing working both jobs and saving money so I can attend school FT for the next 2 years. I talked with my mom about it and she thinks it is a great idea and that we shoud move back in together this summer.
My little sister is prego with my niece who is due in May, my mom's lease is up in July and mine is up in June. So universially it lines up perfectly. :) It just might be slighly embrassasing to say that I live with my mom. LOL. I'll just say we are roommates. Loophole.
This is a boring post. Let me think of something interesting.
I haven't had sex in 11 fuckin days. I am dying kiddies. Hopefully Mr. J will put out tomorrow or I am having to go see Nigel tomorrow night in all his 80s sexiness!! :)
Hmm...what else. I have been single for 6 months this is the LONGEST I have been single since I was 18. Weird.
This is my first Vday alone. Well I have Mr. J and Buddie for my valentines. Guess what my gift for them is....Vodka with red food coloring. LOL.
As self centered as I am I am quite shocked at how many followers I have. I didn't think I would ever get more than my mom. And I always get a big grin on my face when I see that number go up. So welcome Patronus to my not so humble abode!
Alright, I am off to bed. I didn't do any homework. Blah. I didn't have much just proofread my article but still.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
February 2, 2009
Save the Worst for Last
I cleaned my bathroom today. Holy shit was that place disgusting. It was horrible. I don't know how I managed to get ready or shower in that mess. Wow.
But now it is super spick and span. (is that the right saying? hmm...) Smells super nice.
Today at work I got a gift from one of my co-workers for Vday. We always give little gift with petty cash on holidays. It had some really neat stuff, Maid in Manhattan, candles, body wash and here comes the best part....(drum roll please)....some aromatherapy lotion from bath and body works. Guess what flavor? Go on...
OPTIMISM!! Hello, universe is calling me again. lol. But really! It smells really good and I feel a little better.
Things will get better soon. :) I will just do my best to stay positive. Hard as it may be sometimes.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
But now it is super spick and span. (is that the right saying? hmm...) Smells super nice.
Today at work I got a gift from one of my co-workers for Vday. We always give little gift with petty cash on holidays. It had some really neat stuff, Maid in Manhattan, candles, body wash and here comes the best part....(drum roll please)....some aromatherapy lotion from bath and body works. Guess what flavor? Go on...
OPTIMISM!! Hello, universe is calling me again. lol. But really! It smells really good and I feel a little better.
Things will get better soon. :) I will just do my best to stay positive. Hard as it may be sometimes.
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
Sunday Night Movie
The boys didn't want to see anything that is playing at the theather so we watched a movie at the house. We watched KingPin!!
I have never seen this. It was hilarious. It is about a bowler (Woody Harrelson) who in 1979 has an accident and loses his bowling hand. He then sees an amish boy who can bowl really well and wants to train him to beat the guy who is to blame for his missing hand (Bill Murray). It is over the top hilarious. It is like a movie about a football player, basketball player only with bowling. It was awesome.
A few of my favorite quotes
"Some of the dress ya' wear ya' need 2 hairdos."
"I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't"
"What is it about good sex that makes me want to crap?"
"Tanquery and Tab keep em comin sweets. I got a long drive."
Hilarious!! There are a few more but I couldn't remember. :) And the best part, you could see Woody's penis shape the whole time!! Awesome!! I tried to find a scene and I couldn't. If you have it, watch it and you will see it when he bowls in 1979 and then turns around. It is amazing.!! hehe!
I have never seen this. It was hilarious. It is about a bowler (Woody Harrelson) who in 1979 has an accident and loses his bowling hand. He then sees an amish boy who can bowl really well and wants to train him to beat the guy who is to blame for his missing hand (Bill Murray). It is over the top hilarious. It is like a movie about a football player, basketball player only with bowling. It was awesome.
A few of my favorite quotes
"Some of the dress ya' wear ya' need 2 hairdos."
"I don't puke when I drink. I puke when I don't"
"What is it about good sex that makes me want to crap?"
"Tanquery and Tab keep em comin sweets. I got a long drive."
Hilarious!! There are a few more but I couldn't remember. :) And the best part, you could see Woody's penis shape the whole time!! Awesome!! I tried to find a scene and I couldn't. If you have it, watch it and you will see it when he bowls in 1979 and then turns around. It is amazing.!! hehe!
February 1, 2009
Damn it!!
Fuck. Really? Seriously? Is this really happening? Fuck.
Why is that I can't seem to go more than one day without something negative/shitty/fucked up happening to me. Ugh.
Case and point.
Thursday I was SO excited about my article!! Woo!!
Today I did my taxes, Federal Refund $469 and State Refund -$396!! I owe my state money WTF!! Good. It is so annoying.
I still haven't found a roommate. I owe my attorney more $$ in 2 weeks. Valet is ignoring me. (I am thinking it has to do with his gma but still.) I had to spend $50 on buying a new phone b/c my other one broke. I get it back in a mail in rebate, but still. Today at work sucked b/c of the super bowl. I only made $45 fuckin dollars!! Geez.
Ok, ok, I am done bitching. My point is, it's hard for me to stay positive and happy when bad things keep happening. I keep trying to push through the negaitive cloud. My apartment is clean which is very nice to open the door and see it nice and tidy. I get a refund of my impound fee $330. Woo!! I have my phoenix quote on my bathroom mirror. I am surrouding myself with positive vibes but those negative bitches keep comin through. Ugh.
I am now off to a super bowl party. At little late but I had to finish my article.
Thanks for all the comments. I am still super stoked about it. Oh and and Bella I am a binge drinker myself, I thought I would just write about what I know. And drinking is something I am fluent in. :)
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
Why is that I can't seem to go more than one day without something negative/shitty/fucked up happening to me. Ugh.
Case and point.
Thursday I was SO excited about my article!! Woo!!
Today I did my taxes, Federal Refund $469 and State Refund -$396!! I owe my state money WTF!! Good. It is so annoying.
I still haven't found a roommate. I owe my attorney more $$ in 2 weeks. Valet is ignoring me. (I am thinking it has to do with his gma but still.) I had to spend $50 on buying a new phone b/c my other one broke. I get it back in a mail in rebate, but still. Today at work sucked b/c of the super bowl. I only made $45 fuckin dollars!! Geez.
Ok, ok, I am done bitching. My point is, it's hard for me to stay positive and happy when bad things keep happening. I keep trying to push through the negaitive cloud. My apartment is clean which is very nice to open the door and see it nice and tidy. I get a refund of my impound fee $330. Woo!! I have my phoenix quote on my bathroom mirror. I am surrouding myself with positive vibes but those negative bitches keep comin through. Ugh.
I am now off to a super bowl party. At little late but I had to finish my article.
Thanks for all the comments. I am still super stoked about it. Oh and and Bella I am a binge drinker myself, I thought I would just write about what I know. And drinking is something I am fluent in. :)
Ta ta
Ms. PZ
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